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Message Issue IVRISE OF THE PHOENIX COMICSDec. 22The Traveling The Traveling Adventures of Adventures of Don JuanDon Juan

WEEKLYEDITIONThe Juice NewsCAROLINE, BELONG TO ANOTHER MANTHEJUICENEWS.COMBR E A K I N GNE W SMR. LOVERMAN I KNEW A LITTLE GIRL, HER NAME WAS MAXINE DECEMBER 22, 2024VOL. 12 ISSUE IVYou or someone you’re dating may be of Jamaicandescent or you’re going on a getaway to Jamaica thisweek together. Whoever your travel companion is, maynot have been your first choice and quite frankly, theyget on your nerves, but you’re traveling togetheranyway. You may have broken up with someone else, possibly aVirgo, and well it’s onto the next one. Whoever you brokeup with may be calling and texting you excessively but thosecalls and texts may subside. You and them may have a lot of The man in this situation may be Jamaican orhe’s adopted Rastafarian principles orenmeshed some Rastafarian philosophies withhis own to justify his actions and overallunwillingness to be in a monogamousrelationship . The woman he broke up withmay not care for his teachings especially if theyare married. This man may have several affairsand illegitimate children spread all over theworld. He may have recently fathered anotherchild as well, possibly with this woman he’sgoing on vacation with or going to go see inJamaica. THE TRAVELING ADVENTURES OF DON JUANconflict due to someone’s moody nature and quick temper. Their emotions may fluctuate quickly, and theymay become violent and/or threaten to harm you with objects. However, she may have found out thatyou’ve been cheating on her, or if this was just a dating thing or situationship, she found out aboutsomeone else you’ve been seeing in lieu of her.

The Juice NewsW E E K LYE D I T IO NTHEJUICENEWS.COMVOL. 2 ISSUE 3BR E A K I N GNE W SYou may be an entertainer or in the military, but youtravel a lot for work and naturally so, your careermay attract more women than you can keep up withand you’re always up for the challenge! You mayknow that women see you and associate your careerwith financial security and seek to secure theirfuture through pregnancy. As a result, you tend toattract a certain type of woman that fits thestereotypical superficial, gold digger vibes as youknow you can manipulate and control them withyour generosity, lifestyle or lack thereof. OCCUPATIONAL WORK HAZARDIf there isn’t an ulterior reason for collecting allthese women, you may choose this style of datingbecause you’re terrified of being hurt and this way,you’re never fully invested in one or the other. Youcan simply detach and leave to go see another one.You may run to these different women andsituations to hide from yourself, from yourinsecurities, your own shortcomings, and yourfears. If any of them try to hold you accountable orquestion you and essentially get to poppin’ off, yourun away, ensuring that you always have leveragein the relationship. The women may then chaseand beg you to see them and apologize for howthey acted and promise to be a good girl for you orblame themselves for the way they behavedtowards you. HORSES IN THE STABLEIn all fairness, this person may have always rejectedthe institution of marriage or traditionalpartnerships and feels like the world is his oyster tobe explored. Energetically, he does not like to betethered to one person, place or thing and may haveworked to ensure that he can enjoy the fruits of hislabor. If he’s indeed married to this Virgo woman,she may be upset with him and accusing him ofabandoning the kids that they share togetherespecially if he asked for a divorce. She may havehoped marriage and kids would get him to settledown and essentially tame that inner beast, but ithas not. You may provide for them and somehow giventhem a better life then what they were accustomedto and have them set on a visitation schedulebased on their behavior and who you’re most fondof at the moment. These women are content withwhatever is being allotted to them and in exchangethey allow you to use their name(s) and/orbusinesses to hide money and other businesses toevade taxes or the authorities.MR. BOOMBASTIC, FEELING FANTASTIC!

The Juice NewsWEE KLYEDI TIONTHEJUICENEWS.COMVOL.12 ISSUE IVBR E A K I N GNE W S This person may nurture your inner child, or theydon’t entertain your bullshit and persona. Youmay listen to them or respect their opinion. Theymay stand up to you or they’ll cut you off insteadof the other way around. This person may givethem something they can’t find through money.work. accomplishments. etc. or they give themsomething they were seeking as a child such asbeing nurtured or being free from judgment andridicule. While on one of your traveling adventures, youmay have met someone else, or you just have youreyes on someone else and you’re mad you can’tcharm and seduce this person into beingintoxicated by your presence. You may be worriedif you look weak or soft or you feel weak and softcause you like them. You may feel as if you’reexposed or you can’t hide who you are from thisthis newer energy; it’s as if they see you for who NO WOMAN, NO CRYTheir obsession with either what you provide orcan do for them is a constant reminder that you onyour own, as a living being, person, man, aren’tdesirable, good enough, or worthy of genuine loveand connection; they only care about what’s in itfor them. One of his many concubinages may be upset if theybelieve he has a new favorite or potential drafteeand that when they call, he drops everything andruns to them or appears more submissive in theirrelationship. They may feel as if he behavesdifferently with someone else in comparison tothem. It could also be your family or close friendssurprised by this person’s transformation frombeing involved with this person, as they’ve grownaccustomed to this double life he may live or themask he puts on and takes off. He may have apublic persona or internet personality that he’sembodied for years but can’t when someone else isaround. I’M BIG MOMMABIRDS OF A FEATHER, FLOCK TOGETHERIn addition, these relationships may reflect adeeper trauma wound in which far in the distantpast, you had romantic feelings for someone, andthey developed a drug habit. You might have triedto help her, get her clean but she couldn’t shake itor you introduced the drugs to her and felt guiltover having done so. You may have tried to saveher, or she was too far gone that you couldn’t. You know that if you “starve them out”,metaphorically speaking, they’ll become fearful oflosing their security, your attention, love andvalidation that they desperately need and want.It’s very similar to drug addicts, except you’re thedrug and you actually find their behaviorrepulsive, but you like the attention and ego strokeit gives you. You may fear that if you fully embraceone person that you will be left in this state of painand agony, feigning for them and their love andyou don’t want that. In a nutshell, you maystruggle with wounds around your mother whereyou didn’t get the nurturement and love youneeded.and what you are on a soul level, all your darknessand shadow side for what it is.

“Mr. Loverman” by Shabba Ranks“Murda She Wrote” by Chaka Demius & PliersDear Santa,Sorry I couldn’t make your Christmas Party; things have been crazy here inOwl City. Your lifelong “naughty” listers are still wreaking havoc even intheir old age. I made you and the misses a mixtape for when you returnhome and some of the best Jamaican rum-mix 1 tsp. in your egg nogg andit’ll keep you warm for a night's work. Just make sure you keep it awayfrom the elves! Hopefully, you can get home in time for the football game! I’m piloting a frequent flyer program for people who run from accountability,could use your help!Cheers to another year big guy!THEJUICENEWS.COM“Nail Pon Cross” Damien Marley“Horses in the Stable” by Ty Dolla $ign“Break Us Apart” Stephen Marley“No Woman, No Cry” by Bob Marley“The Lion Roars” Stephen Marley “King of the Dancehall” by Beenie Man“Christmas in Jamaica” by Toni Braxton & Shaggy“Dating SZN” by ShenseeNaughty ListNice ListSleighMix ‘Forever a believer,Amberr’ Shalise

Whatever happened to predictability?The milkman, the paperboy, the evening tv?How did I get delivered here? Somebody tell me pleaseCause this old world is just really confusing meClouds as mean as you've ever seenAin't a bird that knows your tuneThen a little voice inside of you whispers"Kid, don't sell your dreams so soon!"I got friends in low places...and highSometimes I forget that. If you haven’t guessed it yet, that’s the themesong from the sitcom Full House, based out ofSan Francisco, CA. it follows the life ofsportscaster Danny Tanner, played by Bob Saget,as he raises his three daughters after the tragicdeath of their mother relying on the assistanceof his brother-in-law, Uncle Jesse, and his BFF,Uncle Joey. It does take a village to raise a childbut two adult men living with another grownman to help him raise his kids is interesting. in the card game poker, a ‘full house’ is when there are three matches of the same set and2 matches of another set; kind of like phase 10, if you’ve ever played it. There’s an episode ofFull House where DJ wants to earn money for a phone and decides to babysit for extracash. Uncle Jesse has invited his friends over for their poker night and they try to convincehim to take Rebecca to Graceland for Christmas instead of Nebraska and naturally comedyensues. This episode aired on January 12, 1990, and it’s called “The Misadventures ofBabysitting”.Editor’s NotesEverywhere you look, everywhere you goThere's a heart (there's a heart), a hand to hold ontoEverywhere you look, everywhere you goThere's a face (there's a face) of somebody who needs you

Poker is a game dating back many centuries, starting in the late 1700s and was likely popularin the Mississippi River area by 1800. An English actor named Joseph Cowell noted that thegame was played in New Orleans in 1829 with 20 cards and four players betting on whosehand was best. A book by Jonathan H. Green called “An Exposure of the Arts and Miseries ofGambling” described how the game spread by Mississippi riverboats, where gambling waspopular. As it moved north along the river and west during the gold rush, poker became partof the pioneer spirit. After spreading, players started using a full 52-card deck and added theflush. The growth of poker is tied to the rise of commercial gambling. There is a game called Poque, which is similar topoker and comes from France, and was played inthe area where poker started. Poque is believedto be related to earlier games like primero andbrelan. The English game brag, which evolvedfrom brelan, included bluffing, which was alreadyknown in other games. The name of the game comes from the Frenchword ‘poque’, which comes from the Germanword ‘pochen’, meaning "to brag or bluff." TheGerman word pochen can mean different thingslike "to knock," "to pound," or "to throb." Forexample, "pochen Herz, Blut" means "to throb." Itcan also mean "to insist" when used with "auf."For instance, "auf sein (gutes) Recht pochen"means "to insist on one's rights." Pochen is acard game that is also considered a predecessorto poker. It is played with a 32-card deck, aboard, and various pots similar to the Persiangame of As-Nas. All these earlier games likelyhelped shape poker as we know it today. I don’t play poker, everyone knows I don’t like gambling; I develop algorithms, so we are goingto do what’s called a process of elimination using real world context and application, aninformative analogyThe actor Bob Saget tragically passed awayunexpectedly on Sunday, January 9, 2022, around 4p.m. ET. He was discovered deceased in his hotelroom at the Ritz-Carlton located nearWilliamsburg in Orange County, Florida. At thetime of his passing, Saget was engaged in a stand-up comedy tour and had performed in Ponte VedraBeach the night before. hokey pokey

An autopsy report made public on February 9 revealed that Saget hadsustained blunt force trauma to the back of his head, likely from anaccidental fall, which ultimately led to his death due to the resulting injuries(subdural hematoma and subarachnoid hemorrhage) while he was asleep.He was also battling a COVID-19 infection at the time, though there was noevidence indicating it contributed to his demise. On February 15, Saget'sfamily filed a lawsuit to stop county authorities from disclosing additionaldocuments related to the investigation into his death, claiming that theirgraphic nature would infringe upon their privacy. A permanent injunctionagainst the release of these documents was granted on March 14.That leaves us with two remaining adult males in the house and three children, sort of. As weall know, Michelle Tanner was played by the Olsen twins and they would swap them out toremain in compliance with child labor laws, however they didn’t want the public to know therole was played by twins, so they didn’t credit both of them in the opening credits in earlierseasons. Although they were professional actors, they were all minors on the show, so technically, wehave 2 Jacks (Jesse and Joey) and 3 female minor children, (technically 4) two jacks and threenumber cards….A FULL HOUSE! Jeff Franklin, the TV producer of shows like Full House and Family Matters, actually boughtthe Full House home for $4.5 million in 2016 and renovated it. Initially, he wanted to make ita tourist attraction but received pushback from neighbors. It seems like he then planned torent it out, but it eventually was sold on October 20, 2020, for $5.3 million. Since then, thenew owners can’t seem to make up their mind on what to do with it.grab your notepad

THE HOME WAS LISTED FOR SALE AGAINON JUNE 6, 2024 FOR $6.5 MILLION. ON JUNE 6, 2024, WE COMMEMORATEDTHE 80TH ANNIVERSARY OF D-DAY.THE HOME WAS REMOVED FROM THE FORSALE LIST ON JULY 25, 2024.ON JULY 25, 2024, SOUTHWESTAIRLINES ANNOUNCES THE END TOITS 53-YEAR OPEN SEATING POLYC,STARTING IN 2025THE HOME WAS LISTED AS BEING UPFOR SALE AGAIN ON SEPTEMBER 6,2024.September 6ish, around this date and thisyear, the FBI arrests Jamie Grover, founderof SNAP, Special Needs Advocacy Program,for sexually abusing minors. They believedhe had been targeting young boys since2010 while in his role at SNAP. He alsoserved as the group director of Autism onthe Seas, an international organization thatdeveloped cruise vacations for adults andfamilies with special needs. THIS WEEK, JUNE 3, 2024, INFORMATION WASSHARED ABOUT A POSSING THREAT TO THREEPROFESSIONAL SPORTS LEAGUE STADIUMSDURING THREE MLB BASEBALL GAME.S.THIS WEEK, JULY 22, 2024, INFORMATIONWAS SHARED ABOUT A POSSING THREAT TOUS NAVAL SHIPS AS THERE WAS AJAPANESE SPY ABOARDTHIS WEEK, SEPTEMBER 2, 2024, NOINFORMATION WAS SHARED AT ALL..

At least seven arrests have been madeacross Georgia in connection with onlineand social media school threats,including a 12-year-old in Athens-ClarkeCounty, a 17-year-old in Hall County, a13-year-old in Hall County, a 15-year-oldin Forsyth County, a 14-year-old inForsyth County, and two juvenilestudents in Gwinnett County.The threats come after the ApalacheeHigh School shooting on Wednesday.Four people died in that incident andothers were injured.Highlight THIS!!!6 teens were arrested across metroAtlanta for making social media threatsagainst schools.On September 6, 2024, Polishprosecutors have charged threeBelarusian citizens for diverting RyanairFlight 4978 using a fake bomb threat toarrest political activist RomanProtasevich and his girlfriend SofiaSapega. (DW) Protasevich and Sapegawere taken by Belarusian authoritiesafter their flight was redirected to Minskon May 23, 2021, due to a false bombthreat from Belarusian air trafficcontrol. in other words, persons of interestrely on school shootings to cover theirmistakes and failures! It’s a quick wayto change the headlines, a total copout.

On March 14, 2023, Sapega was added tothe KGB's list of terrorists. On April 10, 2023, she agreed to betransferred to a Russian prison after herfamily requested it, and Belarusianauthorities allowed it as long as shecompleted her sentence in Russia. On June 7, 2023, it was announced thatshe had been pardoned by Lukashenko,reportedly at the request of a Russiangovernor. After her release, she expressedsurprise at the pardon. When asked aboutProtasevich and his testimony againsther, she chose not to comment andwished him a good life. Sofia Andreyevna Sapega, born on February 10,1998, is a Russian student and former politicalprisoner. She was arrested in May 2021 alongwith Protasevich when their flight wasdiverted due to a false bomb threat. In a speech on May 26, 2021, PresidentAlexander Lukashenko called Protasevich andSapega "agents of Western intelligence."On June 4, 2021, the head of the BelarusianKGB stated that Sapega was charged with"inciting hatred" and "mass disorder."On December 3, 2021, she was officiallycharged with "inciting hatred," facing up to 12years in prison. On May 6, 2022, she was sentenced to sixyears for "inciting social hatred." but she waspardoned a year later. Her lawyer planned toappeal to Russian President Vladimir Putinsince she is a Russian citizen. On May 3, 2023, Protasevich was sentenced toeight years in prison, but he was pardoned onMay 22. After his release, it was reported thatProtasevich testified against Sapega to get alighter sentence or a pardon. On June 19, 2023, he was given conditions forhis pardon, which included regular check-insand not being allowed to leave Belarus. In July, he was removed from the list ofterrorists by the Belarusian government.Protasevich has since married anotherwoman.

On this same dayish, The United StatesIntelligence Community declassifies adocument which accuses Russia ofassassinating political opponents toPresident Vladimir Putin abroad. The home was once again removedfrom the market on November 23,2024, where it is now listed as “offmarket”.Recently, the Office of the Director of NationalIntelligence declassified a lengthymemorandum that provides insights into thetargeted killings of political opponents ofVladimir Putin, following nearly eight years ofpersistent efforts to obtain public records. There has been a series of significantfatalities over the years, starting with thepoisoning of former Russian spy AlexanderLitvinenko in London in 2006. INFORMATION WAS SHARED ONNOVEMBER 17, 2024, ABOUT SOMEONEBEING ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK AT THEIRJOB. THAT’LL GET PEOPLE SINGING A NEWTUNE.Earlier days of Alexander Litvinenko-*I won’t share a photo of a man dyingin a hospitalIn 2015, two more incidents occurred: thefirst was the assassination of Russianpolitician and outspoken Kremlin critic BorisNemtsov in Moscow. Following that, Putin’sformer media chief, Mikhail Lesin, died inWashington, D.C., with authorities laterreporting that he died from blunt forcetrauma after falling multiple times in ahotel room. A month after Lesin's demise,intelligence committees in the House andSenate sought clarifications. Lawmakers included provisions within a2016 intelligence funding bill mandating theOffice of the Director of NationalIntelligence, or ODNI, to produce a classifiedintelligence assessment for thecommittees. This assessment wasspecifically intended to address “the use ofpolitical assassinations as a tactic ofstatecraft by the Russian Federation sinceJanuary 1, 2000.”

The United States Intelligence Community (IC) comprises 18 agencies that workindependently and collaboratively on intelligence operations to support U.S. foreignpolicy and national security. This includes intelligence agencies, military intelligence,and civilian analytical offices, overseen by the Office of the Director of NationalIntelligence (ODNI), Avril Haines. Established by Executive Order 12333 in 1981 and formalized in the IntelligenceOrganization Act of 1992, the IC includes numerous government entities and privatefirms focused on counterterrorism and homeland security, employing an estimated854,000 individuals with top-secret clearances.bring em out, bring em out...I don’t know who is asking for people to show themselves, but today is your luckyday, thanks to Tinman, it looks like the whole gangs here- Now that y'all have been formally introduced, they can answerwhatever questions you have moving forward.

I’m sure no one thought being added to the US terrorist watchlist would be on this year’svision board, but stranger things have happened. I guess that’s one way to maintain controland power over a situation or person you don’t technically have control or power over. Add them, take em off, add them, take em off, deflecting from one’s own incompetencies,similar to Mr. Rudolph. In other news, send San Fran PD to complete a wellness check on all four children beforetheir next ‘Poker night”Really Tinman, first week on the job, eh? lolThat’s insubordination! Lol That’s a joke, kind of! I had this psychology teacher in high school, Mr. Rudolph, and he used to always say thatto one of my classmates (and neighbor) named Daniel before he kicked him out the class;mind you our classes were an hour and 50 minutes in high school so at some point youhave to wonder is it the teacher, like is the teacher being hypersensitive, melodramatic orwas he simply embarrassed. Mr. Rudolph was definitely one who could dish a joke butcouldn’t take one. Don’t get me wrong, any teacher that knew Daniel would have beenannoyed by him at one point but as kids, that’s just who he was, he liked attention. Causewhen I say neighbor, I do mean next house over, his family was Nigerian, and, in theneighborhood, people would call him Toga (pronounced toe-ga), his father had an accent. Last I heard, he was rolling with Trippie Redd’s crew/entourage., I haven’t seen him sinceback in like high school days. his family moved, so I don’t know what or who he is involvedwith or the relevancy of him in this situation. To answer your question, there’’s no one by that name working for The Juice News, sorry!Damn Daniel!!!I don’t do too much jeffin!I want everyone to feel competent and successful in their roles and therefore I will bestepping back and allowing the powers that be, fully embrace the objectiv goals of theirrole(s). They will deal with corruption in their world and I will focus on protecting thepublic interest of Owl City!Amberr’ ShaliseHappy Holidays!